March 2012
captainjackskellington:
when you see interviewers sitting in front of bands and they look bored stiff exCUSE YOU DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE SITTING WITH DO YOU KNOW HOW LUCKY YOU ARE DO YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN THE PRESENCE OF BEINGS OF THE HIGHEST ORDER DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY BODY PARTS I WOULD ILLEGALLY FLOG IN ORDER TO GET THAT CHANCE DO YOU DO YOU
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girl: so tell me about the guy you like
me: well i see him every day
girl: awww that's cute
me: yeah you should see the poster
girl: what
me: it's on my roof
girl:
me: he's the last thing i see when i go to sleep
girl:
me: and the first thing i see when i wake up
girl:
me: why are you running
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Fangirl 1: alskjdhlkjh
Fangirl 2: lasdljkhklñ!
Fangirl 1: OJJHASLJUGKJ!
Fangirl 2: LALJKHJHDHLH!!
Fangirl 1: OMG! I KNOW, RIGHT!?
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
